2025-12-05
Recently I asked people for another batch of ridiculous ideas for Christmas songs. I got over 70 suggestions and rather than just choose one I decided to do multiple songs and release an EP. The Ridiculous Christmas EP is now available featuring this and three additional tracks.
This song was suggested by Scott Morgan who said "How about a parody of Eminem’s Stan, writing to Santa?" My first inclination was to reject it because this is a good idea, not a ridiculous idea, but I kept coming back to it. Then I googled to see if anyone else had already done it and yes, several had, including SNL. So I rejected it again. But I couldn't get it out of my head. Eventually I said screw it and just started writing.
I got a few other suggestions for songs that I didn't make into full songs but I did use as individual lines in this song. Those were from Steven Shilling and Roberta Maher and are called out in the lyrics.
Lyrics: Tom Rockwell
Music: Trevor Morgan
Vocals: Tom Rockwell, Whitney Morgan, Chris Mezzolesta
Parody of “Stan” by Eminem
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2025-12-03
The FuMP is proud to announce our third Christmas compilation is here! This album features another 22 tracks hand picked from the songs posted to The FuMP together in one easy Christmas album.
Plus this album features the exclusive full-music version of Wasted on the Sleigh by Robert Lund and Spaff.
It's over an hour of demented Christmas music, perfect for your demented family
.2025-11-19
The FuMP goes on even as Dr. Demento's legendary show comes to an end. This CD represents the time period during which The Dr. Demento Show posted its last episode and several artists posted songs in tribute, including "Wanna Play Doctor?" by Bad Beth and Beyond, "Smogberry Pie" by Tony Goldmark, and "There Will Be No Funny 25 in 2025" by Steve Goodie.
Steve Goodie also ruins a perfectly good classic rock song. Joe J Thomas pays tribute to classic horror films. And The Belle Isle Rats explore the one universal truth about love. Plus The Consortium of Genius cover Ogden Edsl, Carrie Dahlby covers Tom Smith, and we get the first song from Meowmeme.
Plus this album includes a bonus track by Robert Lund and Spaff.com who cover the entire Beatles medley they started with "Mean Mr. MAGA."
2025-09-18
It's an album full of sh....shaving cream! Members of The FuMP cover the Benny Bell classic, with a special appearance by Benny Bell himself (thanks to his estate!) Robert Lund and Spaff also posted their tribute song, as did Insane Ian.
The Belle Isle Rats want to be a regional manger, while Dino-Mike wants to be an OnlyFans star and Phil Johnson wants to punch Nazis.
Big Fat Chuck and ThatLuckyPanda give us songs about their personal experiences, and we have two more songs from Dr. Demento's 84th birthday party.
This album also features The FuMP debut of B.U.S.S.I., plus we've got new songs by Bad Beth and Beyond, Mikey Mason, and Lemon Demon.
This album also features an interview with Conner Nyberg, the creater of the Logan Whitehurst documentary "Your Friend Logan."
2025-08-15
The FuMP is proud to announce our latest album Fruits of the Smogberry Trees: The FuMP's Tribute to Dr. Demento is now available.
This 2-CD compilation contains songs in tribute to Dr. Demento, and covers of some of the most popular songs from the show's history, including "Dead Puppies," "Fish Heads," "The Masochism Tango," "Monster Mash," and many more. Plus, there are new songs by the great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, Lauren Mayer, Insane Ian, Tom Smith, Bad Beth and Beyond, and many more.
After 55 years, this is just our little way of saying thank you to the man who shaped our lives.
2025-07-15
It's hot! It's summer! It's The FuMP Volume 111, which is also hot, but isn't summer. I think. Something like that.
Anyway, The FuMP continues to exist and our latest compilation features new songs by Steve Goodie, Insane Ian, Mikey Mason, and Lemon Demon.
Big Fat Chuck and ThatLuckyPanda give us songs about their personal experiences, and we have two more songs from Dr. Demento's 84th birthday party.
Speaking of which, this album also includes a video of Steve Goodie and Bill Larkin performing "He's Barry, He's Dr. D" at Sulu's house concert.
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